Plaque ships privately
Shipping details stay off the public site and should be collected only from confirmed winners.
Award layer preview
Awards & Plaques
Monthly trophies for legendary bags, annual crowns for historic financial oofs.
This page previews the recognition layer: physical plaque concepts, public award pages, profile badges, and future headstone eligibility. It is sample data only, and the award never means Crypto Graveyard verified a tax result.
Award terminalsample mode
Sample programs
6
Demo rules
Physical plaques
Concept
Opt-in later
Headstone tie-in
Yes
Future collectible
Tax conclusions
0
Never the award
Bright line: Awards are community recognition. They are not appraisals, charitable receipts, broker records, or tax documents.
Award programs
A sample trophy case with rules attached
Each award page defines cadence, mock winner, public fields, plaque language, and the safety line before real submissions exist.
Monthly
Funeral of the Month
The monthly spotlight for the burial with the best mix of scale, story, and cemetery theater.
Winner
MoonBagMike
Metric
$412,880.83
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Annual
King of the Graveyard
The crown for the most spectacular verified story of the year, once real burials exist.
Winner
Pending
Metric
Annual crown
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Monthly
Most Diamond Hands
For the participant who held through every obvious exit sign and somehow kept clicking refresh.
Winner
VaultWizard
Metric
Still held
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Special event
State Funeral
A special ceremony for especially dramatic token collapses, exploits, drains, and cultural disasters.
Winner
DragonCandle
Metric
$612,440.01
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Monthly
Poet of Pain
For the best epitaph, obituary line, or tragic one-liner submitted with a burial.
Winner
ExitLiquidity
Metric
Best epitaph
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Monthly
Rug Survivor
For the participant with the best receipts from the long, weird afterlife of an abandoned project.
Winner
RugHistorian
Metric
Receipts archived
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Plaque concept
Physical awards can be funny without being legally weird
The plaque should celebrate the public story and opt-in display name. It should never say the winner received a deduction or that Crypto Graveyard certified a loss.
Winner controls display
Public pages can use pseudonyms, masked wallets, and opt-in links by default.
Metric labels matter
Use peak observed, round trip, burial value, and documentation status instead of tax-loss language.
NFTs stay separate
Future tradable headstones can be collectible artwork without rewriting who earned the award.
Crypto Graveyard
Funeral of the Month
MoonBagMike
Peak observed round trip: $412,880.83
“Never sold. Barely slept.”
May the chart finally rest.
No tax conclusion
Awards celebrate site activity and stories. They do not verify deductible losses, cost basis, charitable deductions, or legal ownership.
Consent before display
Real winners should approve pseudonym, masked wallet display, public links, and plaque fulfillment details before anything is published.
No value promise
Plaques, badges, SBTs, and headstones should be framed as recognition or art, not investments expected to appreciate.
Evidence-aware
Future award pages should label whether metrics are sample, on-chain observed, estimated, documented, reviewed, or unknown.
Future loop
Awards connect profiles, plaques, certificates, and headstones.
This route gives us the public trophy case now. Later, real award winners can be generated from reviewed burial records and community moderation.
Next paths
Keep exploring the graveyard
The public prototype works best as a loop: start with a coin, open the memorial, then follow the artifacts, profiles, awards, and media layers.
Leaderboard
Hall of Fame
Compare fictional round trips, legendary bags, and community recognition metrics.
View rankings →
Collectibles
Headstones
Preview pixel trait language, rarity tiers, and the collectible art layer.
View headstones →
Share layer
Certificates
Preview printable certificates, QR-linked memorials, and future on-chain references.
View certificates →